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That awkward moment when you almost get dumped for being an idiot

That awkward moment when eminem pandora radio plays panic at the disco

My woman is le beautiful. I love her. 

This has been a post approved by Audrey P. Longaker. That is all.

Since JC is always on my Tumblr, I thought that I’d return the favor and mess with his things. I even started following people for him because he doesn’t follow anybody interesting. Therefore, if he’s following you then it’s a compliment. I like your blog and so does he thus the reason he’s always on my Tumblr and never his. 

P.S. I love you JC. 

babe! I wanna watch The Big Bang Theory! Like now!

did i do something wrong. i thought we were having a pretty good time just talking about random stuff. i started realizing it was getting late and she didnt want to go to sleep so i stay with her. the later it got the more upset she seemed to get. when it comes time say “good night i love you” all i get in return is “night” this kills me inside. it kills me on so many levels. if you have ever said “i love you” and not had it said in return, it hurts, a lot. it also kills me because i know she is upset. i hate that. i cant do anything to cheer her up. i feel telling her not to go the park was a mistake. but im just worried about her well being. i know that is her place to think but ever since the incident im very wary of her going anywhere by herself especially now that she has no phone. i digress, i dont know what i did to upset her. she has come up with the idea that she is needy and she needs to separate herself from me. in the process of doing so however she is inadvertently ignoring me and my feelings towards the situation. i like the way things are. why fix something that isnt broken. i just want her to be happy. i know this post will most likely do more harm than good but i rarely express how i feel for fear of hurting someones feelings as that seems to be the only time i seem to express myself. i feel i need to get my voice heard so here it is babe im sorry for whatever i did to trigger an epiphany about you being needy. when in actuality i want you by my side at all times. i know you are safe with me. i know where you are. but im going to do whatever you want me to do. i love you Audrey. i love you from the bottom of my heart to the dark side of the moon. and i just want to make you happy.

PS. i know this post is riddled with punctuation and grammar wrong doings. but spelling and use of vocabulary is spot on im hoping

PPS. thanks for reading